In a Far, Far Away Land
Ok, I know that there are a lot of people waiting to hear
about this trip I went on so here it goes. First,
let me tell you that a good car seat is worth its weight in gold and that
diapers add some cushion to make the ride better (something to think about next
time you are going for a long car ride!). Second,
thank God that I like to sleep in the car because I think I was strapped in for
like 2 days and that was just the first part of the trip!
Anyway, I have to assume the purpose of this trip was for me to meet more
of my family, does it ever stop? More
cousins, more aunts, and more uncles my God man, I can’t even remember the
names of the ones that I see all the time! I
just want to tell those people that their weather sucks!
At least in
Things to do when
its summer and you’re a baby:
1.
Get a tan
2.
Learn to swim
3.
Get a 4 wheel drive stroller for those long treacherous hikes; ok
3 wheels are fine just so as it can handle the abuse I am going to put it
through.
4.
Take a bath in a pool in the driveway.
Oh wait, there is no way I would ever do that it must have been somebody
else. Let’s get this straight: it
was not me, I would never do this, my parents would never do this and I hope I
never have to see this happen again!
5.
Teach the old dogs new tricks (I may need parental assistance)
6.
Start saving for college. All right so I only have like 50 bucks,
but you have to start somewhere! And of course, this could be done anytime
throughout the year, but it just occurred to me now.
7. Get a fly swatter. Are the mosquitoes always this bad?
8.
Take a trip (see above)
9.
Pray for HBO to rerun all 3 seasons of the Sopranos during the day
since I pretty much missed every episode so far because it is always on after my
bedtime!
10.
And last but certainly not least, just relax its going to be a
very long life and we are going to need the energy!
There’s places I am goin’
This baby must keep rollin’.. rawhide
On carpet, wood and tile, it might take a while
But I will get there in my own sweet time
Walking’s overrated, a fact that’s been debated
Debated since the start of my time
All right! I knew had some musical
talent!
Cole